You'd hate to tell Apoc this is a load of steaming bullshit after Mariyam's been doing that for weeks. And... it does explain some inconsistencies in your personal history... But it's so crazy you're not sure you can even wrap your head around it yet.
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LA: I need to think about this. Figure out what it even means.
AC: yeah
LA: Also, what are you going to do with four babies?
AC: eight. and i don't fucking know, i guess i have to take them to my alchemist and find a way to make milk from first principles??
AC: actually do your ox guys give milk
LA: Tell you what, you can come to Tides and Scales and ask them yourself, because I'm not having that conversation.
LA: Or maybe a less awkward idea--does Yuwen know anything about this?
AC: yeah. yeah i should ask them
AC: thank the name
LA: While you're dealing with metaphysically fucked up things, you should also look at the group missive. Zevvie turned up some crazy stuff talking to our mysterious new correspondents, so maybe something else to ask Yuwen about.
AC: oh great
AC: let me look
AC: ...
AC: this cannot be true
LA: Don't philosophers just say the universe was written by the True Word because there's no other way they could think of that it could have come into being?
AC: that's not why
AC: it's...
AC: i don't think i can explain it to you.
AC: yeah
LA: Also, what are you going to do with four babies?
AC: eight. and i don't fucking know, i guess i have to take them to my alchemist and find a way to make milk from first principles??
AC: actually do your ox guys give milk
LA: Tell you what, you can come to Tides and Scales and ask them yourself, because I'm not having that conversation.
LA: Or maybe a less awkward idea--does Yuwen know anything about this?
AC: yeah. yeah i should ask them
AC: thank the name
LA: While you're dealing with metaphysically fucked up things, you should also look at the group missive. Zevvie turned up some crazy stuff talking to our mysterious new correspondents, so maybe something else to ask Yuwen about.
AC: oh great
AC: let me look
AC: ...
AC: this cannot be true
LA: Don't philosophers just say the universe was written by the True Word because there's no other way they could think of that it could have come into being?
AC: that's not why
AC: it's...
AC: i don't think i can explain it to you.