You press the last couple buttons and a bunch of eggs appear on the strange platform in front of the slime tubes. Oh fuck. You don't have the first clue how to take care of eggs. You quickly contact Pnimm.
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-- vanguardAcuity [VA] contacted animatedArthropology [AA]. --
VA: p I have an urgent nursing question.
VA: pnimm?
VA: a bunch of eggs just appeared and I'm pretty sure I'm not just having a stress dream PLEASE ADVISE.
VA: pnimm?
VA: a bunch of eggs just appeared and I'm pretty sure I'm not just having a stress dream PLEASE ADVISE.
-- lupineLightfoot [LL] contacted vanguardAcuity [VA]. --
LL: hey i'm back! it's been p intense and i'll prob take a nap soon but i didn't want to forget to tell u what we learned
VA: do you know ANYTHING about taking care of eggs. my nurse friend is afk at the worst possible time.
LL: uhhh i feel like im not getting the connection btwn nurses and eggs?
VA: right your weird language. I mean like natal care stuff.
LL: ?? do u guys lay eggs
VA: are you some kind of alien.
LL: i told u we're not from ur planet! i'm sorry i don't know anything about taking care of ur kind of kids :[
LL: wait is this ectobiology stuff
VA: what.
LL: are u in a lab with tubes of green slime
VA: yes. what's ectobiology.
LL: ohhhh ok so those eggs are u guys and ur parents! or whatever u have instead of parents idk
LL: they're gonna get sent back in time to ur planet!
VA: what.
LL: yeah lol it took me like days to get this, ac got tired of explaining it and maz had to take over
LL: basically in this game fsr we make ourselves so that we'll be able to play the game? i don't rlly get why we couldn't just get born like normal, ac said some rlly philosophical stuff that idt even mari got completely
VA: this is stupid.
LL: yeah lol
VA: but if they go back in time and become us it's basically impossible for me to accidentally kill them?
LL: i guess so
LL: i mean don't TRY to hurt them or anything
VA: I'm not going to. I just don't want to be responsible for keeping them alive.
VA: anyway what happened on your whole transcendence quest.
VA: do you know ANYTHING about taking care of eggs. my nurse friend is afk at the worst possible time.
LL: uhhh i feel like im not getting the connection btwn nurses and eggs?
VA: right your weird language. I mean like natal care stuff.
LL: ?? do u guys lay eggs
VA: are you some kind of alien.
LL: i told u we're not from ur planet! i'm sorry i don't know anything about taking care of ur kind of kids :[
LL: wait is this ectobiology stuff
VA: what.
LL: are u in a lab with tubes of green slime
VA: yes. what's ectobiology.
LL: ohhhh ok so those eggs are u guys and ur parents! or whatever u have instead of parents idk
LL: they're gonna get sent back in time to ur planet!
VA: what.
LL: yeah lol it took me like days to get this, ac got tired of explaining it and maz had to take over
LL: basically in this game fsr we make ourselves so that we'll be able to play the game? i don't rlly get why we couldn't just get born like normal, ac said some rlly philosophical stuff that idt even mari got completely
VA: this is stupid.
LL: yeah lol
VA: but if they go back in time and become us it's basically impossible for me to accidentally kill them?
LL: i guess so
LL: i mean don't TRY to hurt them or anything
VA: I'm not going to. I just don't want to be responsible for keeping them alive.
VA: anyway what happened on your whole transcendence quest.