CV: Ajact.
CV: I know you're home.
VA: what!!
CV: Have you seen my guardian today?
VA: ugh I knew you were going to ask that. no I haven't.
VA: and I haven't seen mine either. why don't you just text her.
CV: Obviously I tried texting and calling her. She's not answering. Since your guardian is usually more thorough about making sure you know where ze is, I thought I ought to ask. There's no need to get upset at me.
VA: well ze hasn't said anything and you know they're not on a dig. why are you even asking.
CV: I'm trying to figure out whether she's going to be home by second lunch or whether I have to make something.
VA: we've got crazy leftovers you can just have some.
CV: Okay, thanks.
VA: just don't clomp around like an artillery barrage. I'm going to be doing some serious gaming.
CV: I don't clomp.
VA: uh huhhhh.
CV: I'll try not to interrupt your "serious gaming."