The Station Zaanaim

To the tune of "Green Grows the Lily"

DEVORAH: I'd been waiting a long time for my chance to get rid of King Yavin. Me and my patron thought we'd found our chance when we met Admiral Barak in a dive bar on Naphtali's Holt, orbiting an out-of-the-way gas giant. He was a coward, if a well-intentioned one. Sure, he wanted to help free our people from the king. He just didn't want to commit a thousand ships when he'd only ever won a battle by sheer dumb luck. I told him not to worry, I could deliver Admiral Sisera right into his hands. Dumb luck is sort of my patron's specialty.

DEVORAH: He said he wouldn't go unless I was right there on the bridge of his flagship with him. Never asked him why. But I said yes. And I promised him I'd make sure everyone in the sector knew this wasn't his victory. No, this battle would be won by a civilian.

DEVORAH: Maybe he believed me, maybe he didn't. But my patron is ALWAYS right. So we laid our trap, and it all went off without a hitch.

CHORUS (x2):
The battle's lost, the day is won
And there is nowhere left to run

The station master named Yael
In her comms room received a hail
On the station Zaanaim

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"Our fuel is low and we are pressed,
Let us dock and let us rest
On the station Zaanaim."

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"The approach to the battlefield was mined
We left eight hundred ships behind
To flee to Station Zaanaim."

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A hundred fighters and their crews
Yael would die if she refused
Respite at Station Zaanaim

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She welcomed Sisera's officers
To share the food and drink that was hers
On the station Zaanaim

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She gave the best rooms to her guests
Her family had no place to rest
On the station Zaanaim

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Sisera's men were all abed
She raised her rivet gun to his head
On the station Zaanaim

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She riveted Sisera's head!
On the station Zaanaim
She riveted the centurions' heads!
On the station Zaanaim
She riveted the pilots' heads!
On the station Zaanaim

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She told the hull crew to be swift,
Scupper their ships and set them adrift
From the station Zaanaim.

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"Stationmaster Yael hailing,
Admiral Barak, are you sailing
Near the station Zaanaim?"

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"If your men need target practice
A hundred ships sit rudderless
Outside the station Zaanaim."

CHORUS (x2)