If your destination is the island of weird grayish scum that drifts around the harbor you're going to... not like that very much. Not that a floating island isn't kind of romantic! If anything it's more romantic that people say the whole island is CURSED or maybe POISONOUS. But, um, everyone who's ever set foot on it has died within a couple days, which you don't want to do. You really wish one of your smart future-seeing friends were available to tell you that's NOT your destination. Where in the heck is Maz???