They have to be properly attired first! Sewolves 1 and 2 get matching scarves. Voidsailor gets an acorn hat (dashing!) and Primordial Queen gets daubed fetchingly with a little leftover dree blood. Now all you need to do is find something that can stand in for tea leaves. It's not your third greatest aspiration, but trying tea some day is definitely on the list.
Hmm. Were you doing something? You feel like you were doing something before this.