You're trying!
It's not on your desk, or by the window, or in your napcasket, or in the pile of smelly clothes you left by the door. Or in your pocket. Ugh. You're going to have to go out there and see if you left it somewhere in the house, and woe betide you if it turns out to be in the kitchen. No, stay cool, Ajact. Second lunchtime isn't for at least an hour.